An Interview with Mr. EWP

I thought it was high time we got the opinion of a man around here, and since my husband is the closest man at this moment, I thought I'd bother him during his motorcycle gang show get his important opinion and interview him for the blog.

Me: Do you like ruffles?
Mr. EWP: No.

Me: Does that mean you don't like any of my clothes?
Mr. EWP: That's not what I said.

Me: So what do you mean when you say you don't like ruffles?
Mr. EWP: I don't know, I'm thinking of something all fluffy and ridiculous. Why are you asking?

Me: I'm interviewing you for my blog.
Mr. EWP: What?! I didn't consent to any interviews. This is off the record!

Me: Okay, off the record. Do you like my ruffled shirts?
Mr. EWP: Yes.

Me: No, for real.
Mr. EWP: Yes.

Me: How do men feel about tights?
Mr. EWP: Hate 'em.

Me: Why?
Mr. EWP: I don't know.

Me: Do all men hate them?
Mr. EWP: I'm trying to watch my show!

And end interview.
[I swear this is a word for word account of the interview]