Since I have ridiculous amounts of work and actually responding to the pending readers' questions would require hours of online shopping, I decided it was much easier and faster to just bother my husband while he tried to watch tv. Also more amusing. He doesn't like being harassed while watching tv.
Me: Let's talk about shoes.
Mr. EWP: About shoes? What about 'em?
Me: Do guys notice what shoes a woman's wearing?
Mr. EWP: Yeah.
Me: Please elaborate.
Mr. EWP: I mean, probably most guys don't notice as much as I do since I've been trained by you, but I tend to notice when women wear heels. And when women wear the wrong heels is pretty obvious too. But as most women know, heels make women's legs look sexy. So guys notice, whether they know it or not. I think it's gross, when you see a pretty a girl and then you notice she's wearing f***ing flip flops. Flip flops, really? It's also November.
Mr. EWP: Are you done interviewing me now?
Mr. EWP: You've got Glee paused! I don't like what you're doing.
Me: What about boots?
Mr. EWP: Depends. I mean I rarely see women pulling boots off well.
Me: How would a woman pull off boots well?
Mr. EWP: I don't know, I'm not a woman. But rarely do I notice a woman's boots, I'll tell you that.
Mr. EWP: Can you stop interviewing me now?! *grunt* [turns back to tv]
And so ends another Mr. EWP interview.
Got any questions for Mr. EWP? Let me know in the comments!
