I was actually unaware that Lanvin made such unsightly clothing, but I guess every designer has questionable pieces, it's just that their really questionable pieces don't generally make the Oscar red carpet. But it is much better than the black garbage bag she wore to accept her Oscar last year (also by Lanvin). So that's something. And, hey, it's Tilda Swinton, we're lucky (or unlucky depending on how you look at it) she didn't wear her fur-trimmed hunter hat on the red carpet again. Secretly, though, I love her ridiculous non-care for conventional fashion. Her outfit choices make sense for a woman in an "open" marriage, don't you think?Grade: Oh, Tilda, you know I love you but I have to do it: F