Oscars 2009: Marisa Tomei

Marisa Tomei in Versace gown and jewelry by Van Cleef & Arpels.

This was my absolute favorite dress of the night. She hands down won the contest for best Oscar dress. How does one top my Oscar list, you ask? Well, it's a very scientific process where this was the dress where when I saw it I yelled "I want to have sex with that dress!" Like, seriously, I kinda do. I want to roll around in its delectable, intricate, and so very fantastic pleating. Pleats, pleats, and more pleats. Yummy. And the train was even more exciting. *sigh* I am in total love. She's come a long way since My Cousin Vinny, no?

Grade: A+++ let me take you home right now +++

Most of the ladies with trains changed clothes for the after parties, as much as it saddened me, but I do understand. Here's Marisa's dress at the Vanity Fair party:

Meh. I think I saw this dress at American Apparel.

Grade: C-

Overall Grade: A+ (yes, this doesn't average out at all, but who cares, that white dress gets extra weight for its sheer fabulousness)