Oh, Mariah. When I first saw you being interviewed on the red carpet I thought, "oh wow, she's actually mostly covered for once. Yes, there is some boobage, but it's tasteful. I think I might love this dress." And then the camera backed up and I got a look at the whole thing. Of course you had to show obscene amounts of skin that make no sense for the dress. I'm pretty sure she just cut off yards of fabric so she could show off her legs. Had that slit not been there, it would've been a darling dress. But Mariah has to be Mariah.
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