We are all really familiar now with my hatred of Miley Cyrus. But, having fast forwarded her interviews so I didn't have to hear her awful voice (OMG HER VOICE!!! It makes me want to die), I could almost unbiasedly evaluate her Oscar getup.
Y'all, I actually like it. Yes, it's a bit much. But when you were 16 and if you were asked to go to the Oscars, wouldn't you go out and get the sparkliest, poufiest princess dress you could find? I think this dress is refreshingly age-appropriate. Do you remember the red disaster she wore last year? SO age inappropriate it made me want to scream. She looked like a harlot. This dress, however, was sparkly, covered up her boobies, and was just really cute. The more I look at it, the more I like it.
Grade: B+/A-
