I'm back!!! Browned, rested, and feeling fabulous.
Aruba was fantastic. Though it was overrun with trashy people from New Jersey. If I had to hear that accent again I was going to go drown myself in the ocean to end my misery. One woman from southern New Jersey upon saying she was from southern New Jersey said she was really a New Yorker. Southern New Jersey does not a New Yorker make. It must have been the tranquil atmosphere that kept me from laughing in her face. The honeymoon must've made me into a nicer person.
But don't worry, ladies, I'm back in my lovely rainy and grey Chicago, and back to picking clothing apart.
Missed you!
