Met Gala 2009: A Freak Who Doesn't Know How Old She Is

Madonna is 50. Yes, her bod is kicking (though actually freaks me out mostly. Have you seen her guns??!), but she cannot dress like a little kid because she can fit it. That dress is SHORT. The boots are horrible. The gloves are bad. And OMG can we discuss the headpiece?! What is that? What was she aiming for? Carrie Bradshaw's bird from her wedding to Big? Sun dial on her head? Trying to bring back scrungees? I just can't explain this one.

What do you think: love it or hate it?